杰克诺亚。 Jack Noah.
你也支持理查德还是奥斯威尔? Are you for Richard, too, or Oswell?
理查德。用的? Richard. For?
国王。 The king.
杰克!杰克? Jack! Jack?
杰克? Jack?
托比。你到底去哪了，伙计? Toby. Where the hell have you been, man?
我上周见到菲利斯了。她说你消失了。 I saw Phyllis last week. She said you disappeared.
她认为你是谋杀的受害者。 She thought you were the victim of foul play.
我是。我是。 I was. I was.
你有含片什么的吗? You got a lozenge or something?
我还以为会在尼尔·西蒙选角会上见到你呢。 I expected to see you at the Neil Simon casting call.
最适合你了，神经质的侄子从不出房门。 Perfect part for you-- the neurotic nephew who never leaves his room.
谁得到了这个角色?曼迪·帕汀金。 Who got the part? Mandy Patinkin.
去他们的，这是一块含片。瑞士。 Fuck 'em. Here's a lozenge. Swiss.
你认识Desmond，对吧? You know Desmond, don't ya?
是的。德斯蒙德。我去年在结尾剧院见过你。 Yeah. Desmond. I saw you in Endings Playhouse last year.
你太棒了，伙计。谢谢你！ You were incredible, man. Thank you!
不,我是认真的。你是难以置信的。 No, I'm serious. You were unbelievable.
我在《埃维塔》和电视上见过你。 I saw you in Evita and on TV and stuff.
我喜欢你的工作，杰克·诺亚。 I like your work, Jack Noah.
我们应该互相雇佣。 We oughta hire each other.
你不是去国外拍电影了吗? Didn't you go out of the country to do a movie?
是的。是的。谢泼德的戏演得怎么样? Yeah. Yeah. The Shepard play, how did it go?
大便。假的艺术。嗯哼。 Shit. Fake art. Mm-hmm.
你去了多久?一年。 How long were you gone? A year.
一年。迪克! A year. What a dick!
奇怪的工作。奇怪的工作。 Weird job. Weird job.
还有什么新鲜的吗? So what else is new?
我上周是一个努比亚的太空奴隶戴着一个铝箔护裆。 I was a Nubian space slave last week with an aluminum foil jock strap.
哦!嘿,嘿。 Oh! Hey, hey.
记得我演精子的时候，我求着要那个角色。 Remember when I played a sperm, and I begged for that part.
这是你最好的作品。 It was your best work.
我看起来像精子。我像精子一样思考。 I had the look of a sperm. I thought like a sperm.
你还是像精子一样，像精子一样思考。 You still look like a sperm and think like a sperm.
他们不会雇我，一个老黑精子。 They wouldn't hire me-- an old black sperm.
演什么角色? What was the part?
嗯…这真的很难谈论。 Well... it's really hard to talk about.
色情?不! Porno? No!
你不会相信的。这是所有。 It's--you're not gonna believe it. That's all.
来吧。我被训练去相信和理解。 Come on. I am trained to believe and understand.
如果你曾在帕拉多尔上空看到月亮……如果你曾看到它漂浮在沙罗斯湾，或闻到空气中的栀子花……看阳光照在屋顶的红瓦上…… Well, if you ever see the moon over Parador... if you ever see it floating over the Gulf of Saros or smell the gardenias in the air... see the sunlight on the red tiles of the rooftops...
你碰巧和一个温暖的女人在一起…你将永远不会忘记。 and you happen to be with a warm woman... you'll never forget it.
♬你没有这东西…♪ ♪ Yo no se que hacer contigo... ♪
从来没有。 Never.
♬我爱你，我爱你 ♪ Ni te tengo ni te olvido ♪
♬Y quiero seguir haci♬ ♪ Y quiero seguir haci ♪
♬我们的任性之歌♬ ♪ Juguete de tus caprichos ♪
♬我们跳舞吗?♪ ♪ ¿Para que quererte tanto? ♪
♬我们跳舞吗?♪ ♪ ¿Para que tanto deseo? ♪
♬我们的爱情是疯狂的吗?♪ ♪ ¿Para qe este loco amor? ♪
我得走了，宝贝。 Gotta go now, baby.
不。我不会离开你的。 No. I won't leave you.
这是我们唯一的希望。 It's our only hope.
好吧,好吧。好吧,我离开。 Okay, okay. Okay, I'll leave.
但是我会等待。 But I'll wait.
啊! Ah!
滚出去! Get out of here!
♬这是我的问题acostumbré♬ ♪ Y es que ya me acostumbré ♪
你对我说 ♪ A tu forma de entregarte ♪
♬干草在堆里的颜色 ♪ Al calor que hay en to piel ♪
♬这是为自由而设的♬ ♪ Y al placer de acariciarte ♪
好吧,伙计!这是一个减少。包装! Okay, folks! That's a cut. Wrap!
别忘了在帕拉多酒店的庆功宴。 Don't forget the wrap party at the Hotel Parador.
广场上的血迹现在结束了。 Blood on the Plaza is now a wrap.
一个快速——机械上还可以，但内部不是很好。 One quick-- it was mechanically okay, but inside it was not very good.
在灯灭之前。没有更多的光。灯灭了。 Before the light goes. No more light. The light is gone.
杰克,很好。再见。 Jack, great. See you later.
你的表演很棒，克林特。 Your stunt was great, Clint.
是的，很顺利。 Yeah, it was pretty smooth.
看来你的独裁者很喜欢。 Looks like your dictator loved it.
他很好! He's very good!
我本可以做得更好的? I could've done it a lot better, you know?
放松。你是伟大的。 Relax. You were great.
我能再做一遍吗? Could I do it one more time?
一个快速的一个。不是的，有光。我能看见你! One quick one. It's not-- There's light. I can see you!
如此甜美。 So sweet.
很现实的。 Very realistic.
谢谢你，总统先生。 Thank you, Mr. President.
优秀的导演。谢谢你，总统先生。 Excellent directing. Thank you, Mr. President.
很棒的演员。 Wonderful actor.
非常感谢。我很感激，先生。 Thank you very much. I appreciate it, sir.
太棒了。你是个出色的演员。 Wonderful. You are a wonderful actress.
谢谢你，总统先生。 Thank you, Mr. President.
噢,谢谢你。 Oh, thank you.
非常感谢。 Thank you very much.
太棒了。 Wonderful.
你应该看看他对你的爱。 You should see him do you.
做我吗? Do me?
他很会模仿你。 He does the greatest impersonation of you.
不,不。我真的不，我不太擅长。 No, no. I really don't-- I'm not very good.
拜托，我真的不想让我来评判。请。 Please, I would really not-- Let me be the judge. Please.
我能和你谈一下吗? May I speak to you for a moment, please.
我要杀了你! I'm gonna kill you!
我必须做点什么。他想捏我的屁股。 I had to do something. He was gonna pinch my ass.
你跟这帮家伙上过床，为什么不跟这个国家的独裁者上过床? You've slept with every guy on this crew, why not the dictator of the country?
他是一个外国人。哦! He's a foreigner. Oh!
我能借你的帽子吗，先生? Could I borrow your cap, sir?
当然可以。 Certainly.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
谢谢你！谢谢你！ Thank you. Thank you.
顺便说一句，我想让你知道，我是怀着极大的敬意来做这件事的。 I want you to know, by the way, that I'm doing this with the greatest respect.
我对你非常钦佩。 I've got a great admiration for you.
我经常在电视上看到你。 I've seen you a lot on television.
我会慢慢地杀了你。 I'm gonna kill you slowly.
我要打断你身上的每一根骨头。 I'm gonna break every bone in your body.
帕拉多尔的人们，我爱你们。 People of Parador, I love you.
我爱你就像一个爱美丽女人的男人。 I love you as a man who loves a beautiful woman.
你们是一个奇妙的国家! You are a wonderful country!
我爱你的山川。 I love your mountains and your valleys.
我想在你的河里游泳。 I want to swim in your rivers.
他很有趣。 He is very funny.
他很有趣! He's very funny!
他是个出色的演员。 He's a hell of an actor.
你很好! You're good!
——好的。-好吧，杰克。 - All right. - All right, Jack.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
我要投蓝色票。 I'm going to vote blue.
投票给你想要的人。这是自由独裁。 Vote for who you want. This is a free dictatorship.
买五个大号的。" Get five of these in "large."
——嘿,杰基!——成龙! - Hey, Jackie! - Jackie!
嘿,拉尔夫! Hey, Ralph!
这笔交易是什么?你什么时候回来? What's the deal? When are you headed back?
嘿,发生了什么?你要去哪里? Hey, what's happening? Where are you off to?
我明天要坐飞机离开这里。 I'm scheduled for a flight out of here tomorrow.
嘿，听着，冷静点。留下来。 Hey, listen, just cool it. Stick around.
你不会想错过嘉年华的。 You don't wanna miss that Carnival.
这是一个有趣的傻瓜。 It's a fun sucker.
你来这很久了吗，拉尔夫? You been down here a long time, Ralph?
当我从军队退役后，我去了佛罗里达的奥卡拉，买了一辆拖车。 When I retired from the military, I went over to Ocala, Florida, and bought a trailer.
然后就越来越接近了。 Then it got kinda close, you know.
它实在是太贵了。 It got expensive.
拥挤。 Crowded.
所以米吉和我，那个小女人，我们把所有的东西都卖光了，然后搬到了帕拉多尔。 So Midge and I, the little woman, we sold out everything-- lock, stock and barrel and moved down here to Parador.
在高处买了一间小平房，还有一些果树。 Bought a little bungalow up in the heights, some fruit trees.
全职女佣。 Full-time maid.
这是一个秘密的天堂。 It's kind of a secret paradise.
我也想留下来，但我觉得最好还是回纽约开始忙碌吧。 Well, I'd like to stay, but think it's best that I get back to New York and start hustling.
帮你自己一个忙。 Do yourself a favor.
抽出时间闻闻玫瑰。好吧? Take time out to smell the roses. Okay?
你退休了，是吗? So you're retired, is that it?
地狱,不!你在开玩笑吧? Hell, no! Are you kidding?
我有几件事要办。 I got a couple of businesses.
第一，我喜欢吊床——一大堆吊床。 One, I'm into hammocks-- a whole bunch of hammocks.
给你。我还以为要骗你呢。 Here you go. Thought I was gonna stiff ya.
都拿去。敬礼。 Here take it all. Salute.
敬礼。 Salute.
好吧。是啊，我做过几桩生意。吊床，我告诉过你。 Okay. Yeah, I'm in a couple of businesses. Hammocks, as I told ya.
他们能做世界上最好的吊床。 They can make the best damn hammocks in the world down here.
我们在这里拍，找几个高点的，好吗? Let's shoot in here, get a couple of tall ones, okay?
队长，你好吗? Hi, Captain, how are ya?
请问，这里的莴苣安全吗? Por favor, is it safe to eat the lettuce here?
是的,夫人。 Yes, madame.
…为咖啡男孩进口杀菌剂。 ...import fungicides for the coffee boys.
还有，我进口空调部件。 And, uh, I import air conditioning parts.
让我清醒。让我不断前进。 Keeps me alert. Keeps me on the go.
这是个不错的地方。 This is not a bad place.
这对狗有好处，而且狗粮看不见了。 It's good for broads, and the chow is out of sight.
看到红色的鸡了吗?很多专业人士。 See the chicken red? A lot of pros.
你可以在她屁股上砸核桃。 You can crack walnuts on her ass.
这个小丑是同性恋。忘记他。 This clown is gay. Forget him.
看起来他在当兵。只是一个掩饰。 Looks like he's on army duty. Just a cover-up.
萨缪尔，几瓶酒和很多冰。 Samuel, a couple of punas and a lot of ice.
很多冰，明白吗? Lots of ice, you understand?
是的,先生! Yes, sir!
别答应，先生! Don't say yes, sir!
我是说很多冰。我这次是认真的。 I mean a lot of ice. I mean it this time.
好吧。我告诉你。 Okay. I tell ya something.
你一定要在这里大展拳脚。 You've gotta really kick ass around here.
我不知道是什么，但这些人就是不明白。 I don't know what it is, but these people just don't catch on.
米琪，给你介绍个人。 Midge, I want you to meet somebody.
过来这边。亲爱的? Come on over here. Honey?
蚊?还记得演员杰克·诺亚吗? Midge? Remember Jack Noah, the actor?
还记得朱莉经常看的日间肥皂剧《人生之路》吗? Remember that daytime soap opera that Julie used to watch, Life's Path?
是兰斯·费灵顿! Oh, it's Lance Ferrington!
哦,你这个混蛋。 Oh, you bastard.
我不知道该不该跟你握手。 I don't know if I oughta shake that hand or not.
别碰他。那节目里有五个女人。 Keep your hands off him. There's five women on that show.
你得做指甲。闭嘴，拉尔夫。 You gotta do your nails. Oh, shut up, Ralph.
我们坐下好吗?谢谢你！ Shall we sit down? Thank you.
你是一个真正的粉丝。 You are a real fan.
你本人更帅。噢,谢谢你。 You're much handsomer in person. Oh, thank you.
她早上喝酒。 She drinks in the morning.
你的高山病,先生们。 Your puna, gentlemen.
我喜欢他们都说英语。 I love the fact that they all speak English.
多亏了圣雷齐格，他不是真正的圣人。 Thanks to St. Rezig-- he wasn't a real saint.
这个地方实际上是由西班牙人发现和建立的。 This place actually was discovered, founded as it were, by the Spaniards.
奴隶，来自象牙海岸的黑人，还有印第安人。 Slaves, blacks from the Ivory Coast, and Indians.
有个英国海盗来到这里，真正占领了这里。 There was an English pirate came in here and really took over.
为了维持和平，他娶了三个妻子。 In order to keep the peace, he took on three wives.
他娶了一个小姐，一个黑人和一个印第安人。 He married a senorita, a black, and an Indian.
这里有很多叫"希姆斯"的人 So you see a lot of people around here named "Simms."
包括，阁下，独裁者。啊哈。 Including, I might add, His Excellency, the dictator. Uh-huh.
看看这里。在这里。 Take a look here. Right up here.
看看这个。你知道那是谁吗? Take a look at that. You know who that is?
这是麦当娜门德斯。 That's Madonna Mendez.
那是独裁者的女朋友。 That's the dictator's girlfriend.
那不是一块屁股吗? Is that not a piece of ass?
看看那些猫头鹰，好吗?就像小石头一样坚硬。 Look at the hooters, will ya? There just as hard as little rocks.
你知道，我见过独裁者。他参观了片场。 You know, I met the dictator. He visited the set.
他很有魅力。那家伙很重。 He's got a lot of charisma. That dude is heavy.
看着不错”。史蒂夫惊人。 Good-lookin'. Steve Stunning.
人们喜欢他。我告诉你，只要阿方斯·希姆斯还活着，那些该死的游击队根本就没有机会。 People love him. And I'll tell ya something, as long as Alfonse Simms is alive, those goddamn guerrillas don't stand a chance.
我想我最好回去。 I think I better go back.
这些东西挺有冲击力的，不是吗? These things pack quite a wallop, don't they?
现在我知道你在干什么了。 Now I see what you're doin'.
记住，只要一个电话就能到我这里。 Remember I'm just a phone call away.
非常感谢。 Thanks a lot.
我只是个饥渴的老女人。 I'm just a horny old broad.
很高兴认识你。 It's really nice to meet you.
再见。 See ya.
你郁郁葱葱! You lush!
你想跟他上床，对吧? You wanted to hump him, didn't ya?
把它吹出来，拉尔夫。 Blow it out your ear, Ralph.
那些punas让你的大脑麻痹。 All those punas are paralyzing your mind.
去帕拉多尔的车几点开? What time leaves the bus that came to Parador?
我们明天9点有辆公车开…所以我在考虑去斯特恩公司 We have a bus leaving tomorrow at 9:00... so I'm thinkin' of goin' over to the Stern Agency.
太大了。你会迷路的。 It's too big. You're gonna get lost there.
Peter Mischkin报道。 Peter Mischkin is there.
Mischkin出去了。 Mischkin is out.
Mischkin ? ! Mischkin is out?!
城里见，美女。 I'll see you in the city, doll.
再见,克林特。再见,詹妮。 Bye, Clint. See ya, Jenny.
Mischkin是吗? Mischkin is out?
嘿。 Hey.
嗨。 Hi.
我们玩得很开心，是吧?是的。我们真的做到了，克林特。 We had some fun, huh? Yeah. We really did, Clint.
你杀了我多少次了? How many times have you killed me?
这是第四次了。你死得很好，杰克。 This is the fourth time. You die good, Jack.
你什么时候走? When are you leavin'?
我原定明天出去，但我想我要留下来参加狂欢节。 I'm scheduled to go out tomorrow, but I think I'm gonna stay for Carnival.
什么“布特你吗?我不能。 What 'bout you? I can't.
我在新墨西哥州拍了伯特·雷诺兹的照片。 I got a Burt Reynolds shoot in New Mexico.
周二开始。 Starts Tuesday.
对我有什么好处吗?不，你认识伯特的。 Anything in it for me? Nah, you know Burt.
全是噱头和女人。 It's all stunts and broads.
你在说什么?我刚从楼上摔下来了! What are you talking about? I just fell off a building!
拜托,杰克!他在埃维塔看到了我。他觉得我很棒! Come on, Jack! He saw me in Evita. He thought I was great!
我替你向伯特问好。 I'll say hi to Burt for ya.
我才失业三分钟，就已经疯了! I'm out of work three minutes, and I'm already going crazy!
我需要心理医生。留下来。那是个好地方。 I need a psychiatrist. Stick around. It's a great place.
我知道。我将放松。 I know. I'll relax.
如果你到了海边，给我打电话。我在书里。 If you get to the coast, call me. I'm in the book.
洛杉矶的工作比纽约好，对吧? L.A. Is better than New York for work, right?
是的，有很多电视节目。 Yeah, there's lots of TV.
电视比以前好多了，对吧? TV's better than it was, right?
你太棒了，杰克。谢谢，谢谢。 You were fabulous, Jack. Thank you, thank you.
你听说彼得·米斯金离开斯特恩情报局了吗? Did you hear that Peter Mischkin left the Stern Agency?
谁?彼得·米斯——算了吧。什么都没有。 Who? Peter Mis-- Forget it. Nothing.
你听说彼得·米斯金离开斯特恩情报局了吗? Did you hear that Peter Mischkin left the Stern Agency?
有人听到吗? Anybody hear?
所以不要让他们开始 ♪ So don't let them begin ♪
♬比冈♬ ♪ The beguine ♪
让曾经是火的爱情存留 ♪ Let the love that was once a fire remain ♪
♪灰烬…♪ ♪ An ember...♪
让它如死的欲望般沉睡 ♪ Let it sleep like the dead desire ♪
我只记得 ♪ I only remember ♪
当他们开始的时候 ♪ When they begin ♪
♬比冈♬ ♪ The beguine ♪
哦，是的，让他们开始beguine ♪ Oh, yes make them begin the beguine ♪
让他们玩 ♪ Make them play ♪
直到星星出现在那里 ♪ Till the stars that were there before ♪
♬回到你上面 ♪ Return above you ♪
除非你再告诉我一次 ♪ Till you tell me once more ♪
噢，亲爱的，我爱你 ♪ Oh, my darling, I love you ♪
那我们就会突然知道 ♪ Then we'll suddenly know ♪
我们身处什么样的天堂 ♪ What heaven we're in ♪
当他们开始的时候 ♪ When they begin ♪
♬比冈♬ ♪ The beguine ♪
当他们开始 ♪ When they begin...♪
比津舞…♪♪ ♪ The beguine...♪
是啊! Yeah!
我爱你。 I love you.
我爱你，萨米! I love you, Sammy!
我爱你! I love you!
谢谢你！ Thank you!
嘿,傻瓜! Hey, Sammy!
来自纽约的杰克·诺亚! Jack Noah from the Big Apple!
嘿，杰克，你在干什么? Hey, Jack, what are you doin'?
看看谁来了! Look who's here!
决定留下来，是吧?我就知道你会的! Decided to stay, huh? I thought you would!
这不是节日吗? Isn't this festive?
我们去红色区域吧，那里才是真正的派对! Let's go over to the red zone, where the real party is!
我才不管那狗娘养的是不是独裁者! I don't care if the son of a bitch is a dictator!
我讨厌蛮横的司机! I hate a road hog!
你最好注意你的语言，拉尔夫! You better watch your language, Ralph!
闭嘴! Shut up!
呵呵，他们真的很爱我。 Heh heh heh, they really love me.
没有问题。 Without question.
我想我需要一块牛排? I think I need a steak, huh?
一块又大又多汁的牛排。 A nice, big juicy steak.
Calabuna海滩俱乐部。 Calabuna Beach Club.
之后，我想我需要我的麦当娜。 And after that, I think I need my Madonna.
我会派辆车过去。 I'll send a car.
知道吗，罗伯托，我一直在想…也许我应该娶她。 You know, Roberto, I've been thinking... perhaps I ought to marry her.
这将是最盛大的狂欢节。 It would be the greatest Carnival of all.
这是不可能的。 That's impossible.
这让它更令人向往。 That's what makes it all the more desirable.
我们认识很久了，你和我。 We've known each other a long time, you and I.
很长一段时间。 A very long time.
我必须带着尊重告诉你，这个女孩…嗯…我们必须小心。 I must tell you with all respect that this girl... well... we have to be careful.
人们爱她，因为她是他们中的一员。 The people love her because she is one of them.
他们看到了浪漫。 They see the romance.
这是正确的。 That's right.
但要娶她，那就是另一回事了。 But to marry her, that's another matter.
这14个家庭绝不会同意。 The 14 families would never approve.
都是你的错。 It's all your fault.
我是在你的俱乐部认识她的。 I met her in your damn club.
你得承认她舞跳得很好! You've got to admit she's a helluva dancer!
她几乎是个妓女! She's almost a prostitute!
这就是她! That's what she is!
想点别的事吧! Get your mind on other things!
你下周要去见大主教。 You're meeting with the Archbishop next week.
新任俄罗斯大使正在递交他的国书。 And the new Russian ambassador is presenting his credentials.
还有你在圣雷金纳德日的演讲。 And your speech on St. Reginald's day.
它必须是强壮的!有信心! It has to be strong! Confident!
阁下。Alfonse ! Your Excellency. Alfonse!
喝醉的混蛋! Drunken bastard!
我想和你做爱! I wanna make love with you!
来这里! Come here!
卡洛，把脚抬起来。 Carlo, take the feet.
他很重! He's so heavy!
他不能再喝酒了。他的肝脏完全受损了。 He can't drink anymore. His liver is totally damaged.
哦…… Oh...
噢…噢! Oh...oh!
原谅我。原谅我。 Excuse me. Excuse me.
哦,我很抱歉!你能告诉我帕拉多酒店在哪里吗? Oh, I'm sorry! Could you tell me where the Hotel Parador is?
直上,男人。直在。 Straight on, man. Straight on.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
有银器吗，伙计?不，我什么都没有。 Got some silver, man? No, I don't got shit.
那才是你的风格，美式人。 That would be your style, Americano.
哦,男孩。 Oh, boy.
哇!哇! Whoa! Whoa!
哇!不!不,不,不! Whoa! No! No, no, no!
不,请!我已经被抢劫了! No, please! I've been mugged already!
不,不!你不明白! No, no! You don't understand!
不!请,谢谢! No! Please, please!
拜托!我只是个演员! Please! I'm just an actor!
我的名字是杰克·诺亚! My name is Jack Noah!
我的照片在目录里!拜托!我不干了! My picture's in the directory! Please! I quit!
我只是个演员! I'm just an actor!
来了! Come!
你好!请进!坐下来。 Hello! Come in, please! Sit down.
这是怎么呢 What's going on?
你想吃点什么吗? Would you like something to eat?
我现在就想离开这里! I would like outta here right now!
你明白我刚才说的吗? Did you understand what I just said?
好吧。你为什么不拿起电话打给美国大使馆呢。 Okay. Why don't you pick up the phone and call the American embassy.
我碰巧是一位非常著名的美国演员。 I happen to be a very well-known American actor.
不是众所周知的。 Not that well-known.
你是评论家吗? What are you, a critic?
但你很有天赋。 But you are very talented.
看,嗯…我回纽约赴约要迟到了。 Look, uh... I happen to be late for some appointments back in New York city.
我被提名为安娜·克里斯蒂复活剧的主演。 I'm up for the lead in the revival of Anna Christie.
哦,是的。我在哈佛读过那个剧本。 Oh, yes. I read that play when I was at Harvard.
我不喜欢。再说了，你也不适合。 I didn't like it. Besides, you're not right for it.
你上过哈佛?嗯哼。 You went to Harvard? Mm-hmm.
真的吗? Really?
波士顿学院。 Boston College.
我喜欢波士顿。既现代又古老，你知道吗? I like Boston. Modern but old, you know?
你上过哈佛。 Y-you went to Harvard.
你一定很聪明，知道你抓错人了。 You gotta be smart enough to know you got the wrong guy.
我是一个演员。我叫杰克·诺亚。 I'm an actor. My name is Jack Noah.
我找对人了。 I got the right guy.
你会怎么做? You do?
好吧。 Okay.
这是怎么呢 What's going on?
你跳舞跳得好吗? Are you a good dancer?
绝对的。棒极了。第一次率。 Absolutely. Terrific. First rate.
从课程开始。 Started in the course.
太好了。我有个角色给你演。 Excellent. I've got a part for you to play.
你有角色让我扮演吗? You've got a part for me to play?
你的选角经纪人是谁，盖世太保吗? Who are your casting agents, the Gestapo?
你!你真是个有趣的家伙! You! You are a funny guy!
不。这是一个非常严肃的角色。 No. This is a very serious part.
嗯哼。每个部分都很严肃。 Mm-hmm. Well, every-- every part is serious.
不管角色有多小…… It's--no matter how small the role...
每一部分是…严重。 every part is...serious.
你知道韦恩·牛顿吗? You know Wayne Newton?
是的。我觉得他很棒。 Yeah. I think he's great.
天啊，我感觉好点了。 Gee, I feel a little better.
嘿,小子!你知道吗，我，我有点紧张。 Whew, boy! You know, I was--I was a little nervous.
我得承认。我不明白。 I have to confess. I didn't understand.
进来的时候，我都不知道我的蛋蛋是不是被赶牛棍戳到了啊啊! Comin' in here, I didn't know whether I was gettin' the cattle prod in the balls-- Ah ah!
啊哈!啊哈! Ah ha! Ah ha!
哈哈哈哈哈哈!Ho Ho Ho ! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ho ho ho!
哈哈哈!来吧。 Ha ha ha! Come on.
加油！加油 Come on, come on.
有趣,有趣。 Funny, funny.
就像电影里的场景一样。 It's just like that scene in the movies, you know.
他们在折磨你，索要你不知道的信息。 They're torturing you for information that you don't have.
你叫什么名字? So--so what's your name?
罗伯特。罗伯特·Strausmann。 Roberto. Roberto Strausmann.
罗伯特·Strausmann。好吧。 Roberto Strausmann. Okay.
演什么角色，斯特拉曼先生? So what's the part, Mr. Strausmann?
哦! Oh!
我希望你不是素食主义者。 I hope you're not a vegetarian.
哈哈哈哈哈哈! Ha ha ha ha!
日本牛肉……奥马哈牛肉……Alfonse希姆斯。 Japanese beef... Omaha beef... Alfonse Simms.
这是——这是——这是独裁者。 That's--that's--that's the dictator.
是——他死了吗? Is--is he dead?
很死。 Very dead.
他怎么了? What happened to him?
心脏病发作。 Heart attack.
该死的punas太多了。 Too many damn punas.
那么，这到底是怎么回事? So what's-- what's going on here?
这是什么天堂葬礼吗，哈哈哈!不,不。 Is this some kind of Paradorian funeral-- Ha ha ha! No, no.
别告诉我你在想什么。 Don't tell me what you're thinkin'.
你到底是不是演员? Are you an actor or not?
这是一个真正的男人! This is a real guy!
还有理查三世和亨利五世——我看到劳伦斯·奥利弗把这些人演得非常逼真。 So was Richard III, Henry V-- I saw Laurence Olivier play those men totally convincing.
这是一个真正的男人! This is a real man!
你在片场模仿得很好。 You did a very good impersonation on the set.
那只是一点点。两分钟。 That was just a bit. A two-minute bit.
你疯了。 You're crazy.
你的信心呢?《纽约时报》——“杰克·诺亚闪耀着光芒，给理查二世带来了全新的维度。” Where is your confidence? New York Times-- "Jack Noah sparkled, giving a fresh dimension to Richard II."
我很好。 I was good.
我能看看吗? Can I see that?
谢谢你！ Thank you.
“然后…新人杰克·诺亚似乎完全迷失了自己是布拉德利。” "But then... newcomer Jack Noah seemed utterly lost as Bradley."
非常糟糕的发挥。导演是个瘾君子。 Very bad play. And the director was a coke freak.
这个…是一部伟大的戏剧。 This... is a great play.
你不会正好有我演毕夫时的评论吧。 You don't happen to have my review of when I played Biff.
不,我很抱歉。 No, I'm sorry.
城市中心的生产，不，这不重要。 City Center production-- no it's not important.
它只说我能引起共鸣，很凶猛。 It just said I was resonant and ferocious.
它说我吞噬了舞台。 It said I devoured the stage.
好吧。我问你个问题。 All right. Let me ask you a question.
你为什么要这么做?你为什么不干脆就火化一个简单的仪式然后宣布一个悼念日就行了。 Why are you doing this? Why don't you just have a simple act of cremation and declare a day of mourning and that'll be that.
帕拉多尔正处于历史上一个非常微妙的时刻独裁者就这样死去。 Parador is at a very delicate moment in its history for the dictator to die like that.
这对系统的冲击太大了。那会很混乱。 It's too much of a shock to the system. It would be chaos.
他不可能长生不老。 Well, he can't live forever.
我们需要时间来计划过渡。 We need time to plan the transition.
你是在拯救生命。 You would be saving lives.
这是人生的一部分。 This is the part of a lifetime.
再说了，也就一两天而已。 Besides, it's only for a day or two.
但你这是让我冒名顶替。 But you're asking me to be an imposter.
舞台的本质。 The essence of the stage.
你的真名不是诺亚·布隆伯格吗?是的,是的。 Isn't your real name Noah Blumberg? Yeah, yeah.
你不是有了一个全新的身份吗? And haven't you assumed a totally new identity?
是的。是的。 Yeah. Yeah.
是的。 Yeah.
但西姆斯比我高多了。 But Simms was so much taller than me.
没有问题。 No problem.
他穿四英寸的增高鞋。 He wore four-inch lifts.
他的头发比我的黑。 He was darker-haired than I was.
幸运的是，我们的独裁者是徒劳的。 Fortunately, our dictator was vain.
我需要浓妆。 I need some very dark makeup.
这个…是帕拉多尔最伟大演员的化妆盒…Leono Boulette。 This... is the makeup case of Parador's greatest actor... Leono Boulette.
他大约20分钟前去世了。 He died about 20 minutes ago.
好吧。但是他的声音呢?他的声音比…… Okay. But what about his voice? His voice was much lower than-- Uhh!
我什么时候开始上班? When do I start?
现在。 Now.
没用的，斯特拉曼! It's not gonna work, Strausmann!
为什么演员这么像孩子? Why are actors so much like children?
他们需要爱抚……赞美……然后他们需要鞭子! They need the caress... the compliments... and then they need the whip!
责骂!订单! The scolding! The orders!
哦,哦,哦! Oh, oh, oh!
你会成功的! You will do it!
我要去和我的顾客混在一起。 I'm going to mingle with my customers.
我必须展示自己。 It is important that I show myself.
当我回来的时候，我希望能见到我的总统。 When I come back, I expect to see my president.
你为什么不找鲍比·德尼罗或达斯汀·霍夫曼? Why didn't you get Bobby De Niro or Dustin Hoffman?
不可用! Not available!
为了和罗伯特·德尼罗或达斯汀·霍夫曼一起工作，我宁愿砍掉自己的胳膊! I'd cut off my arm to work with Robert De Niro or Dustin Hoffman!
人们总是这么说德尼罗和霍夫曼。 They always say that about De Niro and Hoffman.
很高兴今晚见到你。 Good to see you tonight.
阁下在哪里? Where is His Excellency?
延迟。 Delayed.
今晚是谁? And who is it tonight?
国家机密。 State secrets.
我要你拿着这个去后台办公室，看到了吗?你像这样把它扯下来，然后出来尖叫，好吗? I want you to take this and go to the back office, and you see this? You tear it off like that, and you come out screaming, all right?
听我说! Listen to me!
你会做到的，好吗? You will do it, okay?
好吧?好吧。 All right? Okay.
罗伯特,发生了什么事? Roberto, what happened?
我是冰冷的。 I-I'm freezing.
我好像在冷柜里睡着了。 I think I fell asleep in the meat locker.
布拉沃。 Bravo.
Pfhht !不是鲍比·德尼罗。 Pfhht! Not Bobby De Niro.
晚上好，我的总统。 Good evening, my president.
晚上,老朋友。 Evening, old friend.
希姆斯!希姆斯!希姆斯! Simms! Simms! Simms!
希姆斯!希姆斯!希姆斯!希姆斯! Simms! Simms! Simms! Simms!
玫瑰! Hup!
玫瑰!玫瑰! Hup! Hup!
去机场，快点! To the airport, and hurry!
哈哈哈!去宫殿，卡洛。 Ha ha ha! To the palace, Carlo.
请不要笑话。 Please don't joke.
这双靴子真让我难受。 These boots are killing me.
我差点晕过去。 I almost fainted in there.
你在俱乐部看到他们了吗?你听到了吗? Did you see them at the club? Did you hear them?
什么?在黑暗中200个醉汉? What? 200 drunks in the dark?
那私人员工呢? What about the personal staff?
秘书们呢? What about the secretaries?
如果他们说了什么，我会很惊讶的。 I would be amazed if they said anything.
有人会知道的，伙计。 Somebody's gonna know, pal.
知道和说是两码事。 Knowing and saying are two different things.
肯定会有人知道的，肯定会有人说出来。 Somebody's gonna know, and somebody's gonna say something.
有人会像金丝雀一样唱歌。 Somebody is gonna sing like a canary.
我们在帕拉多尔吃金丝雀。 You know, we eat canaries in Parador.
我们要去宫殿了。让我们练习敬礼。 We're coming to the palace. Let's practice the salute.
不。用右手! No. With the right hand!
我是一个左撇子。我很抱歉! I'm a lefty. I'm sorry!
不了! Not anymore!
不是这样的。翻转。 Not like that. With a flip.
好吧。翻转。 Okay. With a flip.
这是正确的。你必须学习它! That's right. You must learn it!
我扔了!我扔了! I'm flipping! I'm flipping!
阿方斯喜欢敬礼。 Alfonse loved to salute.
完美! Perfect!
你马上有个重要的演讲。 Now, you have a big speech soon.
什么时候?明天。 When? Tomorrow.
那是不可能的! That's impossible!
我需要排练时间。 I have-- I need rehearsal time.
向前,玫瑰! Forward, hup!
Oy一… Oy vey...
现在我们来谈谈你的随从。 Now we come to your entourage.
好吧。 Okay.
向前,玫瑰! Forward, hup!
亚历翰卓是你的贴身男仆。 Alejandro is your valet.
亚历杭德罗。 Alejandro.
卢普夫人是你的私人女仆。 Madame Loop is your personal maid.
迪特·洛佩兹是你的秘书。 Dieter Lopez is your secretary.
冈瑟·费德马克是你的理发师，他的女儿玛格达是你的按摩师和美甲师。 Gunther Feldmark is your barber and his daughter, Magda, is your masseuse and manicurist.
要我帮您把浴室放好吗，先生? Should I draw up your bath, sir?
嗯…不了,谢谢。 Uh...no, thank you.
亚历杭德罗。 Alejandro.
要我替你脱衣服吗，先生? Should I undress you, sir?
不! No!
不，谢谢你，亚历杭德罗。 No, thank you, Alejandro.
我想我需要锻炼。 I think I need the exercise.
阁下…… Your Excellency...
啊! Ah!
晚上好,先生。 Good night, sir.
晚安，各位。 Good night.
你觉得他知道吗? Do you think he knew?
不。你唱得很好。 No. You were very good.
好吧。所以…(我什么时候能拿到讲话稿?)哦……我明天送过去。我们可以排练。 Okay. So... when do I get the speech? Oh... I'll drop it by tomorrow. We can rehearse.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
这段时间很难熬，但你看起来轻松多了。 It's been a difficult time, but you seem more relaxed.
是啊，管他呢? Yeah, well, what the hell?
我去拿些希姆斯的录像带给你研究。 I'll get some videotapes of Simms for you to study.
明天，我去演讲，就这样了，对吧? And, uh, so tomorrow, I do the speech and that'll be that, right?
精确。 Precisely.
晚安，我的总统。 Good night, my president.
晚安,我的…我的秘密警察局长。 Good night, my... my chief of the secret police.
再会。 Auf wiedersehen.
再会! Auf wiedersehen!
你真是个有趣的家伙! You're a funny guy!
这很有趣!哈哈哈哈哈哈! It's funny! Ha ha ha ha!
哦!说"再见"还真有意思。 Oh! That's funny with the auf wiedersehen thing.
什么是精神病! What a psychotic!
我想离开这里。 I want outta here.
美国大使馆。 The American embassy.
喂? Hello?
这是你的独裁者在说话。这是您的睡前酒，阁下。 This is your dictator speaking. This is your-- Your nightcap, Your Excellency.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
晚安，阁下。 Good night, Your Excellency.
晚安，各位。亚历杭德罗。 Good night... Alejandro.
Alfonse。 To Alfonse.
可怜的混蛋。 Poor bastard.
早餐,阁下! Breakfast, Your Excellency!
一顿美味的早餐，阁下! A delicious breakfast, Your Excellency!
我们今天早上有你最喜欢的血肠。 We have your favorite blood sausage this morning.
享受吧! Enjoy!
阁下。 Your Excellency.
您的晨浴，阁下。 Your morning bath, Your Excellency.
今天的浴室真漂亮，先生。 Beautiful bath today, sir.
哦,这样的。 Oh, this way.
洛佩斯先生想今天上午见你，如果可以的话。那是谁? Mr. Lopez would like to see you this morning, if he may. Who's that?
那是谁? Who's that?
迪特尔•洛佩兹。 Dieter Lopez.
啊…您的浴室,先生。 Ah...your bath, sir.
哦……在那里,先生。 Oh... Over there, sir.
谢谢你！ Thank you!
哦!哦,哦! Oh! Oh, oh!
看看这些东西。 Look at this stuff.
黄油和奶油奶酪，怪不得他死了。 Butter and cream cheese-- no wonder he's dead.
早上好。睡得好吗? Good morning. Sleep well?
你在我的饮料里放了什么? What did you put in my drink?
你在我的酒里放了糖，对吧? You Mickeyed my drink, right?
哦，我忘了告诉你! Oh, I forgot to tell you!
阿方斯每天晚上都要喝安眠药。 Alfonse had a sleeping potion every night.
他有失眠症。 He had insomnia.
他是个神经质的人。 He was a nervous man.
我想知道为什么。 I wonder why.
我什么时候能得到我的侧边? When do I get my sides?
国吗? Sides?
脚本。 The script.
演讲,该死的! The speech, goddamnit!
不要诅咒。永远的诅咒。Alfonse永远诅咒。 Don't curse. Never curse. Alfonse never cursed.
他很优雅…迷人。 He was elegant... charming.
坐直。 Sit up straight.
笑。 Laugh.
哈哈哈哈哈哈!错了! Ha ha ha ha! Wrong!
哈哈哈哈哈哈! Ha ha ha ha ha!
更多,更多。Fuller,丰满! More, more. Fuller, fuller!
阿方斯喜欢笑。 Alfonse love to laugh.
这是更好的。这是更好的! That's better. That's much better!
哈哈!我很喜欢这样。 Ha ha! I like that.
阁下。谁叫你来的? Your Excellency. Who sent for you?
阁下。 His Excellency.
洛佩兹先生——呃! Mr. Lopez--uh!
迪特尔。 Dieter.
这些文件需要你的签名——他必须先阅读它们。当然。 The documents need your signature-- he has to read them first. But of course.
离开我们! Leave us!
但这些文件非常紧急。 But these papers are very urgent.
是建新大坝用的。 It's for the new dam.
该死的大坝!滚出去! Damn the dam! Get out!
Maricon。 Maricon.
我有一些希姆斯的录像带供你研究。 I have some videotapes of Simms for you to study.
的演讲。 The speeches.
我稍后会和你一起排练。 I will rehearse with you later.
Strausmann先生……请叫我罗伯托。 Mr. Strausmann... Please, call me Roberto.
罗伯特。 Roberto.
谢谢你！是的,罗伯特。 Thank you. Yes, Roberto.
谢谢你！非常感谢。 Thank you. Thank you so much.
我会的。罗伯特。 I will. Roberto.
我觉得我的表演很肤浅。 I think that I'm giving a very superficial performance here.
我认为它很浅。 I think it's very shallow.
你们能明白我的心情很……它非常纸板。 You know what I mean. It's very... It's very cardboard.
这就是我们在纽约所说的以结果为导向的表现。 It's what we call in New York a result-oriented performance.
我，我，我觉得我做不到。 And, uh, I-I-I-I-- just don't think that I can do this.
帮我熬过今天。 Just get me through today.
罗伯特。 Roberto.
演好角色，不然我杀了你。 Play the part or I'll kill you.
你是个很好的导演。 You make a very good director.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
我的天堂的同胞们，我在举国哀悼之际来到你们这里。 My fellow Paradorians, I come to you in an hour of great national mourning.
我向你保证，对帕拉多尔最伟大的运动员，也是我信赖的顾问菲利克斯·卡彭的懦弱谋杀…我的受信任的顾问…不会不报仇的。 Let me assure you that the cowardly murder of Felix Carbone, Parador's greatest athlete, and my trusted advisor... My trusted advisor... will not go unrevenged.
我的受信任的顾问。 My trusted advisor.
他不仅是一个伟大的网球运动员……伟大的网球选手。 Not only was he a great tennis player... Great tennis player.
…他是一个非常有魅力和忠诚的人! ...he was a man of great charm and loyalty!
谁是杀害他的凶手? And who are his murderers?
同样是一群激进的诗人和没有牙齿的波西米亚人…… That same nest of radical poets and toothless Bohemians...
我希望他今天能做个尖锐的演讲。 I hope he makes a sharp speech today.
您好，阁下。 Good day, Your Excellency.
天气真好，阁下。 Beautiful day, Your Excellency.
晴朗的天空，快乐的人们，这让我想起了纽伦堡。 Wonderful day for a good speech-- clear sky, happy people-- it reminds me of Nuremberg.
嗯…嗯…我想今天不需要热毛巾。 Uh...uh... I don't think I'd like some hot towels today.
有空的,我的元首。 Jawohl, mein Fuehrer.
我的同伴Paradorians…你们是我的兄弟姐妹…你们是我的儿子和女儿…阁下——什么? !这是什么? ! My fellow Paradorians... you're my brothers and my sisters... you're my sons and my daughters... Your Excellency-- What?! What is it?!
我能为您效劳吗? Can I help you?
你没看到我在准备吗? Can't you see I'm trying to prepare?
我正在准备…但是你的…… I'm trying to get ready... But your...
请原谅我的冒昧，先生。 I beg your forgiveness for the intrusion, sir.
没事的，亚历翰卓。你知道的…我觉得你给我的安眠药让我有点烦躁。 It's all right, Alejandro. You know... I think that the sleeping potion you are giving me is making me a little irritable.
我会减少，消除它。 I will reduce-- Eliminate it.
是的,先生。 Yes, sir.
就这样吧，亚历杭德罗。 That will be all, Alejandro.
我的帕拉多信徒们，你们是我的兄弟姐妹你们是我的儿女。 My fellow Paradorians, you are my brothers and my sisters you're my sons and my daughters.
你们是我的儿子和女儿。 You're my sons and my daughters.
这不是他! It's not him!
当然不是他。 Of course it's not him.
步行是不同的。 The walk is different.
眼神，太天真。 The eyes, too innocent.
一个农民的手。 The hands of a peasant.
说它……一个犹太人。 Say it... a Jew.
爸爸,你觉得呢? You think, Papa?
也许这是一个诡计。 Perhaps it's a trick.
我觉得我们应该告诉别人。 I think we should tell someone.
究竟是什么原因? For what earthly reason?
罗伯特很明显。 Roberto's obviously involved.
绝对的。 Absolutely.
所以你一张嘴就会被杀。 So opening your mouth is a good way to get killed.
就我而言，我不在乎为谁服务。 I, for one, don't care who I serve.
当他们说他是一个独裁者，而他的行为就像一个独裁者，有什么区别? When they say he's a dictator, and he acts like a dictator, what's the difference?
为什么要找麻烦? Why rock the boat?
我可不想丢了我的工作。 Well, I don't want to lose my job.
爸爸也不想在以色列法庭上。 And papa doesn't want to be in an Israeli court.
两年后我退休去智利的农场。 In two years I retire and go to my farm in Chile.
那我们来玩个游戏吧。 So let us play out the charade.
无知是福……聪明是愚蠢的。 Where ignorance is bliss... 'tis folly to be wise.
独裁者就是独裁者就是独裁者。 The dictator is the dictator is the dictator.
哦,玫瑰! Ohh, hup!
大主教Aurelio洛佩兹……老,但狡猾的。 Archbishop Aurelio Lopez... old, but cunning.
一般Curzenaldo……艰难的,可靠的……精神病。 General Curzenaldo... tough, dependable... psychotic.
温贝托太阳能，联合国大会主席，是个白痴。 Humberto Solar, president of the General Assembly-- a moron.
当然，你两年前暂停了联合国大会，并在封锁状态下以法令统治。 Of course, you suspended the General Assembly two years ago and ruled by decree under a state of siege.
我为什么要这么做?国家安全问题。 Why did I do that? National security matters.
哦……我觉得不舒服。 Oh...I don't feel well.
你怯场吗? Do you get stage fright?
所有的时间。我不想谈这个。 All the time. I don't wanna talk about it.
钻是什么? What's the drill?
乐队先奏国歌。 First the orchestra plays the national anthem.
啊,啊!怎么样? Ah, ah! How does that go?
你必须知道这一点!你一定要唱出来! You have to know that! You have to sing it!
我只知道"上帝保佑美国"伙计! I only know "God Bless America," pal!
哦，太迟了。哦! Oh, it's too late. Oh!
因为我们永远 ♪ For we are ever...♪
而我们永远 ♪ And we are ever...♪
♬哦，帕拉多，哦，帕拉多 ♪ Oh, Parador, oh, Parador...♪
你给了我们永远的希望 ♪ You give us hope forever...♪
我的…Paradorians…… My...fellow... Paradorians...
我们……是一个家庭……同一个灵魂。 we... are a family... of the same soul.
你……是我的兄弟…和——和——和我的姐妹。 You... are my brothers... and--and--and my sisters.
你们是我的儿子……和我的女儿。 You are my--my sons... and my daughters.
你们是我的侄女! You are my nieces!
和我的侄子! And my nephews!
我们曾经一起奋斗过。 We have struggled in the past together.
我们还需要克服未来的困难。 And we have struggles in the future to overcome.
但作为你的父亲…我保证……忠实于你的信任。 But as your father... I promise... to be faithful to your trust.
作为你的儿子，我保证会从你的忠告和眼泪中学习。 And as your son, I promise to learn from your advice and from your tears.
统一……这个家庭……是神圣的。 The unity... of this family... is sacred.
对于那些破坏这种团结的人……我说,要小心。 And to those who destroy such unity... I say, beware.
你会被压垮的! You will be crushed!
是的! Yes!
希姆斯!希姆斯!希姆斯! Simms! Simms! Simms!
希姆斯!希姆斯!希姆斯!希姆斯! Simms! Simms! Simms! Simms!
希姆斯!希姆斯!希姆斯! Simms! Simms! Simms!
我们必须梦想…不可能实现的梦想……我们必须战斗…不可思议的目标……我们必须达到那颗遥不可及的星星。 We must dream... the impossible dream... we must fight... the unthinkable goal... we must reach the unreachable star.
直到日子减少到珍贵的几天。 Until the days dwindle down to a precious few.
上帝保佑你! God bless you!
Parador万岁! Long live Parador!
希姆斯!希姆斯!希姆斯! Simms! Simms! Simms!
希姆斯!希姆斯!希姆斯!希姆斯! Simms! Simms! Simms! Simms!
希姆斯!希姆斯!希姆斯! Simms! Simms! Simms!
有线索了。 We have a hit.
你是华丽的。 You were magnificent.
好吧，我就这么做了。谢谢你！ Well, I-I just went for it. Thank you.
谢谢你！你是如此的友善。 Thank you. You're so kind.
非常感谢。 Thank you very much.
最后一部分，拉曼查人…我认为演讲需要一个好的结尾。 That last part, Man of La Mancha... I thought the speech needed a good close.
你觉得我应该再鞠一次躬吗? Like a solid-- do you think I should take another bow?
不!总是让他们想要你。 No! Always leave them wanting you.
你是对的!你是绝对正确的。 You're right! You're absolutely right.
你会成为一个很好的导演。 You'd make a very good director.
我总是讨厌他们谢幕太多。 I always hate it when they take too many curtain calls.
谢谢你！非常感谢。 Thank you. Thank you so much.
你,太。谢谢你！ You, too. Thank you.
非常感谢。 Thank you so much.
哦,男孩!一直都是这样吗? Oh, boy! Was it always like that?
你超过了它! You surpassed it!
如果我再放松一点，我可以做得更好演讲很好，阁下。 I could do better if I was a little more relaxed-- Great speech, Your Excellency.
你真的这么认为吗，亚历翰卓? You really think so, Alejandro?
当然，先生，谢谢。 Absolutely, sir. Thank you.
您要喝点什么吗? Would you like a refreshment?
我要健怡可乐! I would like a Diet Coke!
随您的便，阁下。 Whatever you wish, Your Excellency.
谢谢你！谢谢你！ Thank you. Thank you.
阿方斯从来不喝汽水，只喝punas! Alfonse never drank sodas, only punas!
真的吗?真的吗? Really? Really?
我要让阿方斯节食。 I'm puttin' Alfonse on a diet.
为了他的健康 For the good of his health.
好主意!我喜欢它。 Great idea! I like it.
即兴创作,是吧? Improvisation, huh?
是的!让他更薄! Yes! Make him thinner!
我们是一个伟大的团队! We make a great team!
您的酒，阁下。 Your drink, Your Excellency.
健怡百事，不是可口可乐。 Diet Pepsi, not Coke.
哦，太谢谢你了。 Oh, thank you so much.
我觉得我们应该多买点低热量的酸奶。 You know, I think we should stock up on some low-cal yogurt.
普通的还是口味? Plain or flavored?
底部有水果的那种。 The kind with the fruit on the bottom.
是的,阁下。 Yes, Your Excellency.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
Alfonse。 To Alfonse.
我抓住了机会，成功了。 I took a chance and it worked.
镜头不是靠得太近，几个月后大家就会忘记老阿方斯。 The cameras didn't come too close, and in a few months everyone will have forgotten the old Alfonse.
这悲惨的酒精。 That miserable alcoholic.
他可能比阿方斯更好。 He could be better than Alfonse.
多些精力，少些家庭废话! More energy, less family bullshit!
精确。 Precisely.
我们为他写剧本，他来演。 We write his part, and he plays it.
是吗? Yeah?
牛排怎么样? How's the steaks?
很好。 Very good.
那麦当娜呢?她会毁了一切的。 And what about Madonna? She could ruin everything.
我已经建议她离开这个国家了。 I've already made a suggestion to her that she leave the country.
去迈阿密。 Go to Miami.
有这样的翘臀，她在迈阿密可以过上好日子。 With an ass like that, she could make a good living in Miami.
如果她拒绝吗? If she refuses?
Hccckkk ! Hccckkk!
Parador……如果这些秘密泄露出去，愿我们在地狱腐烂。 To Parador... May we rot in hell if these secrets leave this chamber.
圣拉维斯救救我们! St. Ravis help us!
给14个家庭。阿们。 To the 14 families. Amen.
你好,亲爱的。 Hello, darling.
我得贿赂亚历杭德罗才让我上楼。 I had to bribe Alejandro to let me upstairs.
别告诉罗伯托，那个混蛋! And don't tell Roberto, that bastard!
但你知道我的，我非来不可。 But you know me, I had to come.
我必须找出真相。 I had to find out the truth.
你知道罗伯托跟我说了什么吗? Do you know what Roberto has told me?
他说我必须离开，他把我送到迈阿密，让我住在那里的公寓里。 He said I had to leave, and he send me to Miami and put me in a condo there.
我,在迈阿密? Me, in Miami?
我告诉他我不想去。 I told him I don't want to go.
然后我问他是否由你决定。 And I ask him if it's up to you.
他说:“是的，当然。” He said, "Yes, of course."
你希望我离开是为了我自己的安全之类的。 And it's your wish that I leave for my own safety and blah, blah, blah.
所以…我对自己说麦当娜，你和Fonse关系很好，更…这是一个友谊! So...I say to myself Madonna, you and Fonse have a good relationship, more...it's a friendship!
所以，亲爱的，如果你想让我离开，你自己告诉我，好吗? So, honey, if you want me to leave for some reason, you tell me yourself, okay?
但别把那只该死的老鼠送来! But don't send that fucking rat!
如果你让我走，我就不问任何问题地走。 If you tell me to go, I'll go and ask no questions.
一定是我不明白的政治问题。 It must be something political that I don't understand.
你和他谈过了吗? Did you talk to him?
不，我没有。 No, I did not.
我就知道! I knew it!
蜂蜜……你得对他严厉点，好吗? Honey... you're going to have to be a little tougher with him, okay?
嗯哼。 Mm-hmm.
不管他对你和其他混蛋说了什么，他需要你。 Despite whatever he tells you and the other jackasses, he needs you.
没有你，他们就完全暴露了。 Without you, they are totally exposed.
真的。 Really.
所以,亲爱的……你今天的演讲很精彩。 So, honey... you gave a wonderful speech today.
非常,非常情绪化。 Very, very emotional.
所以罗伯托才需要你。 That's why Roberto needs you.
我们天堂教徒是如此的浪漫。 We Paradorians are so romantic.
它让我们变得愚蠢。 It make us fools.
我快疯了。 It drives me crazy.
我们不仅仅是恋人。 We are more than lovers.
面对现实吧，亲爱的，你太颓废了。 Let's face it, honey, you are so decadent.
你爱我是因为我的舞跳得好。 You really love me because I dance good.
性……你可以去任何地方。 Sex... you can get anywhere.
和一个朋友…谁能跳舞。 With a friend... who can dance.
啊!啊! Aah! Aah!
哦，哦，哦，哦! Oh, oh, oh, oh!
你是谁? Who are you?
我叫杰克·诺亚。 My name is Jack Noah.
我是一个演员。 I'm an actor.
哦，你是个演员。 Oh, you're an actor.
你今晚应该得奥斯卡奖。 You should get an Oscar for tonight.
很好。 Very good.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
谢谢你！你真是太好了。 Thank you. That's very nice of you.
所以…你在这里做什么? So... what are you doing here?
Fonse在哪? Where's Fonse?
我在扮演独裁者。 I'm playing the dictator.
Fonse死了。 Fonse is dead.
Fonse死了吗? Fonse is dead?
可怜的混蛋。 Poor bastard.
谁干的? ! Who did it?!
罗伯特干的? Roberto did it?
不。好吧,我不…他们刚告诉我他心脏病发作了。 No. Well, I-I don't... they just told me that he had a heart attack.
心脏病? Heart attack?
太多的高山病。 Too many punas.
你爱他。 You loved him.
在一个时尚。 In a fashion.
我们是朋友。 We were friends.
他太笨了，太可爱了。 He was so dumb, so sweet.
我很抱歉。 I'm sorry.
所以…你什么时候……要去迈阿密吗? So... when are you... gonna leave for Miami?
我不是。 I'm not.
是不是有点危险? Isn't that a little dangerous?
活着是危险的。 To be alive is dangerous.
我可以帮你演好角色。 I can help you play the part.
我比任何人都了解方斯。 I knew Fonse better than anyone.
你去告诉罗伯托。 And you tell that to Roberto.
你为什么要这么做? Why would you want to do that?
你为什么要帮我? Why would you want to help me?
我为什么要去迈阿密? Why should I go to Miami?
在鸡尾酒吧工作或在萨克斯百货卖化妆品? And work in a cocktail bar or sell cosmetics in Saks?
当我成为独裁者的情妇的时候? When I can be the dictator's mistress?
但是独裁者已经死了。 But the dictator's dead.
我不这么想。 I don't think so.
你几乎不了解我。 You hardly know me.
我一眼就能看出独裁者是谁。 I know a dictator when I see one.
是麦当娜帮我塑造了这个角色。 Madonna was the one who helped me with the character.
她说得很具体。她给了我各种表情和手势。 She was very specific. She gave me expressions and gestures.
什么是pachuto? What is a pachuto?
猪肉和鳄梨调味酱。 Pork and guacamole.
我的pachuto…开始疼了。 My pachuto... it's beginning to hurt.
噢。 Ow.
我做的大多数事情都是仪式性的。 Most of the things I did were ceremonial.
我很快就知道了力量有多甜美。 I learned real fast how sweet power was.
他们把我暴露给媒体，但他们确保媒体不会靠近我。 They exposed me to the press, but they made sure the press never got too close.
总统先生，你要…总统先生，你觉得巴拿马怎么样? Mr. President, are you going to have... Mr. President, how do you feel about Panama?
我在电视上发表演说，毫无意义。 I made speeches on TV, signifying absolutely nothing.
你知道吗，我最近减掉了20磅多余的体重。 You know, I have recently lost 20 unneeded and unwanted pounds.
因此，作为你们的领导人，我深受鼓舞，要带领这个国家走向更幸福、更健康的生活。 So, as your leader, I have been inspired to lead this nation to a happier and healthier existence.
现在，我们的天堂食谱——很美味，是的……但它很危险，这就是为什么帕拉多在心脏病和阿米巴痢疾方面领先世界的原因。 Now, our Paradorian diet-- it's tasty, yes... but it's dangerous, which is why Parador leads the world in heart disease and amoebic dysentery.
这种食物能杀死你。 This food can kill you.
那么，让我们做些热身运动和有氧运动吧! And, so, let's warm up and do some aerobics!
一，二，三，四! And one and two and three and four!
合身，合身，合身，合身! And fit, fit, fit, fit, fit!
和配合!和配合! And fit! And fit!
二，三，四!大家好! Hup, two, three, four! Everybody!
二，三，四!和失望! Hup, two, three, four! And down!
一，二，三，四! And one and two and three and four!
二，三，四!二，三，四! Hup, two, three, four! Hup, two, three, four!
很好,是吗? It's good, yes?
所以我一直在跳舞。 So I was dancin' through it.
好。 Good.
字面上。 Literally.
而且一天比一天更喜欢麦当娜。 And falling for Madonna more each day.
现在的臀部。 Hips now.
臀部…臀部。 Hips...hips.
臀部……非常好的外国佬屁股。 Hips... very good gringo hips.
的手。好。 Hands. Good.
的手。 Hands.
好。 Good.
美丽。 Beautiful.
好。 Good.
抱着我。 Hold me.
啊! Ugh!
我的背。 My back.
我以为你舞跳得很好。 I thought you were a good dancer.
不,我说谎了。只要能找到工作，什么都行。 No, I lied. Anything to get a job.
很好。 Very good.
好吧。 Okay.
方斯真的是个好舞者吗? Was Fonse really such a good dancer?
这是他最好的天赋。 It was his best talent.
他真的爱你? He really loved you?
他这么说。 He said so.
你也影响到我了。 You're getting to me, too.
不要夸张表演。 Don't overact.
那你为什么不给我打电话? So why haven't you called?
这是几个月。 It's been months.
原谅我。 Forgive me.
我一直很忙。 I've been pretty busy.
麦当娜·门德斯也不太忙。 Not too busy for Madonna Mendez.
看起来不惊讶。 Don't look surprised.
我很惊讶你会嫉妒。 I'm surprised that you're jealous.
我不是嫉妒!我厌恶! I'm not jealous! I'm disgusted!
她配不上你。 She's not worthy of you.
你脸红。 You are blushing.
你说你爱我，你崇拜我。 You said you loved me, you adored me.
和我做。 And I do.
你想永远和我在一起。 You wanted to be with me forever.
你总是在我的梦里。 You are always in my dreams.
你欺骗了我。 You deceived me.
我是怎么做到的? How did I do that?
你和其他人都做过。 You've done it with all the others.
但这对我没用。 But it won't work with me.
不! No!
不…你……你是不同的。 No... you...you are different.
是的,我是。 Yes, I am.
但我知道很多把戏啊! But I know as many tricks-- Aaah!
作为你的低级妓女。 As your low-class whore.
我觉得你生气的时候很可爱。 I think you're lovely when you're angry.
哦!哦! Ohh! Ohh!
小姐。 Senorita.
阁下。 Your Excellency.
非常感谢。 Thank you so much.
2 .你该结婚了。 It's time for you to get married.
你妈妈爱我。 Your mother loves me.
所以她告诉我。 So she tells me.
你不能永远当卡萨诺瓦，亲爱的。 You can't play Casanova forever, darling.
人说话。 People are talking.
你认真的时候给我打电话，你的…阁下。 Call me when you're serious, Your... Excellency.
谢谢你陪我跳舞。 Thank you for the dance.
我现在想回家了。 I want to go home now.
酒鬼想当第一夫人。 The alcoholic wants to be First Lady.
露露吗?哈哈哈! Lulu? Ha ha ha!
不错的选择。 Not a bad choice.
订婚将是一种很好的公共消遣。 An engagement would be a good public diversion.
几个月后会有个喜庆的婚礼。 With a festive wedding a few months later.
没有办法,何塞。 No way, Jose.
顺便问一下，我有妈妈吗? By the way, do I have a mother?
当然可以。 Of course.
巧合的是，我得通知你她明天三点从巴黎购物之旅回来。 And coincidentally, I have to inform you that she's arriving from her Paris shopping trip tomorrow at three.
她会知道我不是她儿子。 She's going to know that I am not her son.
别担心。她有严重的白内障，还有一点失忆。 Don't worry. She has bad cataracts and a touch of memory loss.
你从来都不太友好。 You have never been very friendly.
我该怎么称呼这位女士? What do I call this lady?
妈妈。 Mama.
不要“妈妈”我。 Don't "Mama" me.
啊，你看起来瘦了。 Ah, you do look thinner.
大家都说你瘦了。 Everyone said you had lost weight.
我以为你感染了梅毒，就像你奥兰多叔叔一样。 I thought you had contracted syphilis, like your Uncle Orlando.
你的旅行怎么样? How was your trip?
一切都被重复毁了，巴黎也不例外。 Everything is ruined by repetition--even Paris.
我在雷维尔街买了一些好吃的鱼子酱。 I bought some excellent caviar on the Rue de Reville.
小心点，你这头猪! Careful with that, you swine!
别担心。我不会待太久。 Don't worry. I'm not staying long.
好吧，你在这里很受欢迎，亲爱的妈妈。 Well, you are welcome here, dear Mama.
我知道你不喜欢我。谁在乎呢? I know you don't like me. Who cares?
哈!你父亲和我生了个孩子，但我们讨厌对方。 Ha! Your father and I managed to have a child, and we hated each other.
妈妈，请听我说。 Mama, please, listen to me.
我爱你。 I love you.
不管以前发生过什么，我爱你就像儿子爱母亲一样。 No matter what has happened before, I love you as only a son can love a mother.
您是我的妈妈，我爱您! You are my mother, and I love you!
Merde爱! Merde to love!
来,安东尼奥!当心那些狐狸皮，你这头猪! Come, Antonio! Watch those fox furs, you swine!
哈!爱!哈哈! Ha! Love! Ha ha!
哈哈哈哈哈哈! Ha ha ha ha ha!
今天总统要游多久? How long will the president swim today?
可能是十分钟，也可能是一整天。 Could be ten minutes, could be all day.
我们大老远从帕楚托山来就是为了游泳! We came all the way from Mount Pachuto to swim!
我不管你是不是从阿尔奇托来的! I don't care if you came from Archeto!
总统结束前不许游泳! No swimming until the president is finished!
我说得够清楚了吗? Did I make myself clear?!
是的,先生。 Yes, sir.
好吧。 Okay.
你知道这是什么吗? You know what this is?
这是周日的纽约时报。 This is the Sunday New York Times.
纽约时报。上帝! The New York times. God!
在纽约待一天就像在帕拉多尔待一年。 One day in New York is like a year in Parador.
他们明年春天要在长码头演出《我的儿子们》 They're doing All My Sons at the Longwharf next spring.
比尔·金导演。 Bill King is directing.
比尔·金很喜欢我的工作。 Bill King happens to love my work.
他告诉我的。我在这出戏里会很出色的。 He told me so. I could be brilliant in this play.
我会去吗?我不知道。 Am I gonna be there? I have no idea.
你在这里做得很好。 You're doing well here.
是的，一切都很好，一切都很好。 Yeah, it's going okay, it's going okay.
事实上，这变得很容易。 Matter of fact, it's getting pretty easy.
事实上，有点无聊了。 Matter of fact, it's getting a little boring.
你为什么不为国家做点好事呢? Why don't you do something good for the country?
开始了机场的美化计划。 Started that beautification program for the airport.
那是帕拉多尔的大门。 That's the gateway of Parador.
我想的是更深刻的东西。 I was thinking about something more profound.
我决定把国歌换掉。 Well, I decided to replace the national anthem.
你比方斯还疯狂。 You're getting crazier than Fonse.
♪Parador♪ ♪ Parador ♪
高举，我爱你 ♪ Parador, I love you ♪
♪……召唤我吧 ♪ ...Beckon to me ♪
比旧的快。 Quicker than the old one.
我好想亲你，口水都吐出来了。 I want to kiss you so bad I could spit.
你觉得会是什么样子? How do you think it would look?
Paradorians热血的。 Paradorians are hot-blooded.
我想他们不会介意的。 I don't think they would mind.
你不觉得这贬低了总统的身份吗? You don't think it demeans the presidency?
酷刑和饥饿贬低了总统的地位。不接吻。 Torture and hunger demean the presidency... not kissing.
在苏拉发生了两起事件。 Here in Sula there have been two incidents.
一起绑架和一条输电线被毁。 A kidnapping and a power line destroyed.
但随后采取了有效的行动。 But then effective action was taken.
在帕丘托山有过多次危险的战斗，但我们摧毁了叛军。 At Mount Pachuto there have been dangerous battles, but we have destroyed the rebel forces.
我真的很遗憾看到它，特别是在旅游旺季的时候，它会把很多人从这个真正美好的国家吓走。 I'm really sorry to see it, especially in the height of the tourist season, when it could scare a lot of people away from what's really a nice country.
在阿尔奇托地区，没有发生任何事故。了六个月。 In the region of Archeto, there has been no incidents. For six months.
这是在丛林中的游击队总部拍摄的秘密照片。 There are secret shots taken at the guerilla headquarters in the jungle.
你可以看到他们的领袖，但丁·古兹曼…一位美国自由主义者来访 You can see their leader, Dante Guzman... being visited by an American liberal.
但丁!男人! Dante! Hombre!
哈哈哈哈哈哈! Ha ha ha ha!
你个狗娘养的，你成功了! You son of a bitch, you did it!
Ed Asner。 That's Ed Asner.
我喜欢卢·格兰特。 I love Lou Grant.
那些游击队好像不怎么喜欢我。 Those guerillas don't seem very fond of me.
共产主义的混蛋。 Communist bastards.
我在这破地方干什么?我的车在哪里? What am I doing in this piece of shit? Where's my limo?
我们一会儿有个秘密会议。 We have a secret meeting in a few moments.
我以为我们要把狗道奉献给大家。 I thought we were gonna dedicate the dog track.
这一点更重要。 This is more important.
和谁开会? Who's this meeting with?
中情局 The C.I.A.
你挡着路了!移动它! You're blocking the way! Move it!
来吧,动! Come on, move!
你们迟到了。 You boys are late.
我得了重感冒。 I have a very bad cold.
是啊，我这三天都是一团糟。 Yeah, and I've had the shits for the last three days.
为什么，朋友，我们一起工作了，大概八、九年了，你就知道我说话拐弯抹角? How is it, amigo, that we've been workin' together, what, eight or nine years, you ever known me to beat around the bush?
好吧。 Okay.
还记得我六个月前跟你说过土著人不安分吗? Remember I told you about six months ago that the natives were restless?
他们不只是焦躁不安。 Well, they're more than restless.
这些人都快疯了。 These guys are about ready to flip out.
你和你的人最好把这事了结了，明白吗? You and your people better put a capper on it, do you understand?
因为我不希望你和你那群混蛋让这件事落入共产党手中，你明白吗? Because I don't want you and your tinhorn bastards letting this thing slide to the commies, do you understand?
这就是我一直跟你说的。 This is exactly what I've been telling you.
我不知道这是什么狗屁帕拉多尔和它的主权。 I don't know what this bullshit is about Parador and its sovereignty.
但如果不是美国在1890年把它交给你们的祖先，就不会有该死的帕拉多尔。 But if it wasn't for the U.S.A. handing it over to your forbearers back in 1890, there wouldn't be any goddamn Parador.
我同意这个人所说的一切。 I agree with everything this man is saying.
还有一件事，我希望你别再听那些国务院里的基佬的话了，明白吗? Another thing is, I want you to stop listening to those faggots in the State Department, understand?
听我说，我讨厌背坏马。 And get this-- I am sick to death of backing bad horses.
这是一场赌注赛跑，你明白吗? This is a stakes race, do you understand?
我想要一个赢家。 And I want a winner.
现在，把你的小弟弟收起来，好吗? Now, you just holster your dick, okay?
否则你就滚回迈阿密吊床去。 Otherwise your ass goes in a hammock back to Miami.
前提是我们让你进入迈阿密。 That is if we let you into Miami.
皮套我的迪克。好吧。 Holster my dick. Okay.
靠边!我想拉屎。 Pull over! I wanna take a dump.
我们将告别旧的，迎接新的。 We will say good-bye to the old, hello to the new.
因此，我的朋友们，帕拉多尔现在正自豪地迈向21世纪。 And so, my friends, Parador now marches proudly into the 21st century.
我向帕拉多的人们保证，他们会有新的住房，很好的公寓，现代化的管道，热水，网球场，桑拿房。 I promise the people of Parador new housing, good, good condominiums, modern plumbing, hot water, tennis courts, saunas.
上帝保佑你。 God bless you.
什么一个谎言。 What a lie.
这是我这辈子见过的最糟糕的贫民窟。 This is the worst slum I've ever seen in my life.
这是个好社区。 This is the good neighborhood.
你不应该带她来。我需要有人陪伴。 You shouldn't have brought her. I wanted some company.
你太过分了。我才是独裁者，伙计。 You're going too far. I'm the dictator, pal.
我总能重新塑造这个角色。 I can always recast the part.
我会活得很长。 I should live so long.
在这里。 Here.
你叫什么名字? What's your name?
克里斯蒂安娜。 Christiana.
你多大了? How old are you?
哦……你如此甜美。谢谢你的花。 Oh... You're so sweet. Thank you for the flowers.
带她! Take her!
在那里! Over there!
快跑! Run!
共产主义的混蛋! Communist bastards!
上山!上山! Up the hill! Up the hill!
卡门! Carmen!
是我,麦当娜! It's me, Madonna!
麦当娜! Madonna!
来了,来了。 Come, come.
这是我的朋友卡门。 This is my friend Carmen.
我在这里长大。 I grew up here.
哦,卡门。 Oh, Carmen.
他不能留在这里。 He can't stay here.
他们会杀了他。他们会杀了我。他们会杀了我们。 They'll kill him. They'll kill me. They'll kill us.
有总统的迹象吗? Any sign of the president?
不，他们都消失了。 No, they both disappeared.
你确定吗? You're sure?
当然,先生。 Absolutely, sir.
烧掉。 Burn it.
他们会认为是我干的。 They're gonna think I did this.
他们会认为我是个怪物。 They're gonna think I'm a monster.
自由的人! Free the people!
围捕通常的嫌疑犯。我将询问。 Round up the usual suspects. I will interrogate.
立即,先生。 Immediately, sir.
他什么时候到的?不久前,先生。 When did he arrive? Moments ago, sir.
她和他在一起吗?没有,先生。 Is she with him? No, sir.
你和麦当娜去哪了? Where did you and Madonna disappear to?
我想我们应该去买条新裙子。 Thought we'd go shopping for a new dress.
别糊弄我，杰克·诺亚。 Don't fool with me, Jack Noah.
你为什么要打包? Why are you packing?
我想去汉普顿度周末。 I'd like to spend the weekend in the Hamptons.
你哪儿也别想去。 You're not going anywhere.
你知道吗，我不是来干这个的。 You know, I didn't sign on for this shit.
你怎么能把那些人赶出他们的家? How could you burn those people out of their homes?
放松,我的总统。 Relax, my president.
我不是你的总统，你这个可悲的下贱混蛋。 I am not your president, you miserable, low-life bastard.
我只是个演员。 I'm just an actor.
这对我来说太他妈真实了。 This is getting too goddamn real for me.
你明天要上电视向人们保证你一切安好政府在掌控之中凶手会被抓住并绳之以法。 You're going on television tomorrow to reassure the people that you're all right and that the government is in control and that the murderers will be caught and dealt with.
对不起，我不上电视。 Sorry, I don't do TV.
你明天上电视不然我就把你蛋蛋切了!把我的蛋蛋切下来。 You will go on television tomorrow or I will cut your balls off! Cut my balls off.
我知道。我知道。 I know. I know.
你知道的… You know...
我讨厌的演员。 I hate actors.
下午好，我的同胞们。 Good afternoon, my countrymen.
我很感激今天能和你们在一起。 I'm very grateful to be here with you today.
首先，我想向在昨天的袭击中丧生的无辜人民的家属表示最深切的同情。 I would like to begin by extending my deepest sympathies to the families of those innocent people who were killed in yesterday's attack.
他们做出了最大的牺牲。 They made the supreme sacrifice.
这次袭击是针对我的。 This attack was meant for me.
他们受了伤。 And they suffered the injury.
这次袭击之后，我不得不问自己，为什么会有人想杀我? After this attack, I had to ask myself, why would someone want to kill me?
濒临死亡…它让我重新审视我的生活和我的统治。 Being close to death... it has made me review my life and my rule.
因此，今天，我想请求这个国家的穷人的宽恕。你害怕吗? And so, today, I would like to ask the forgiveness of the poor people of this country. Are you afraid?
我发誓从此刻起…使他们的解放成为我国政府的头等大事。 And I pledge from this moment... to make their liberation the first concern of my government.
那些特权阶级也不能抵制这种解放。 And those of the privileged classes must not resist this liberation.
我今天还想发表一项个人声明，以表明我的决心的严肃性。 I would also like to make a personal announcement today which should indicate the seriousness of my resolve.
我非常高兴地宣布我与我的长期伴侣，麦当娜·门德斯小姐订婚了。 I take great pleasure in announcing my engagement to my longtime companion, miss Madonna Mendez.
现在，我的顾问告诉我这是个错误，麦当娜只是一个普通人。 Now, there are those of my advisors who tell me that this is a mistake, that Madonna is one of the common people.
对我来说，这是她最大的美德。 Well, to me, this is her greatest virtue.
那猪! That swine!
只有通过她，我才了解帕拉多人民的痛苦和希望。 It is only through her that I understand the sufferings and the hopes of the people of Parador.
因此，我亲爱的公民们，我们必须共同努力，战胜邪恶……让帕拉多尔真正…自由之邦，勇者之家。 And, so, my fellow citizens, we must work together to triumph over evil... to make Parador truly... the land of the free and the home of brave.
出去了。 Out.
你要安定吗?你觉得这很有趣? You want a valium? So you think this is amusing?
我认为这是一个很好的演讲。这是自杀。 I thought it was a good speech. It was suicide.
你自杀。 Your suicide.
你是惊吓过度。 You're hyperventilating.
我要让你受苦。 I'm gonna make you suffer.
你是哈佛人。使用你的大脑。 You're a Harvard man. Use your brains.
你不能杀我。 You can't kill me.
你演了最后一个角色。 You've played your last role.
你需要我。我是独裁者。 You need me. I'm the dictator.
演员多如牛毛。 Actors are a dime a dozen.
没这么好，罗伯托。 Not this good, Roberto.
你真以为你是我的独裁者? You really think you're my dictator?
你死定了。 You're as good as dead.
我明天有个迪克·卡维特的面试。 I've got an interview tomorrow with Dick Cavett.
迪克·卡维特? Dick Cavett?
网络电视。 Network TV.
才华横溢,阁下! Brilliant, Your Excellency!
只是辉煌! Just brilliant!
彻底阉割共产党! Totally castrates the Commies!
我告诉你，你是个天才。 I tell ya, you're a genius.
他真是个天才，不是吗? He's a total bloody genius, isn't he?
罗伯特,嗯? Roberto, hmm?
是的,是的。也许。也许他是个天才。 Yes, yes. Perhaps. Perhaps he is a genius.
阁下，我能借用一下您的浴室吗? Your Excellency, could I use your-- your bathroom?
当然,当然。 Certainly, certainly.
一次向左，一次向右，两次向左。 One left, one right, two more lefts.
好吧。 Okay.
你认为是什么导致了这种变化? What would you say really brought the change about?
我可以给你很多理由，但最主要的原因是我可爱的圣母。 I could give you many reasons, but the main-- the main reason is my lovely Madonna here.
王座后面的那个女人? The--the woman behind the throne, eh?
你能告诉我，门德斯小姐，你觉得他有什么变化吗? Can you tell me, Miss Mendez, what changes have you seen in him?
你的观点有很大的变化吗? Has there been a lot of change from your point of view?
他已经不是我第一次见到的那个人了。 Well, he's not the same man I first met.
这是肯定的。 That's for sure.
阁下，您对帕拉多尔的未来有何看法? Would you tell us, Excellency, how you see the future of Parador?
我希望很快看到大会的选举，很快。 I would like to see elections to the General Assembly very soon, very soon.
开始讨论土地改革的问题。 Uh, to begin the problems of land reform.
嗯哼。 Mm-hmm.
和也……我想和游击队开始对话以结束这一切可怕的暴力。 And also... I would like to begin a dialogue with the guerrillas to put an end to all of this terrible violence.
我必须说，这很不寻常，因为，把这种希望延伸到试图暗杀你的人身上。 I must say that's extraordinary because--well, the idea of extending that kind of hope to the very people who tried to assassinate you.
我们都不得不忍受批评。 We all have to live with critics.
即使是你。 Even you.
我的是用语言代替子弹。 Well, mine use words instead of bullets.
我希望这不是一个粗鲁的问题或过早，但你认为你的墓志铭是什么? I hope this isn't a rude question or premature, but what do you see as your epitaph?
“他演得很好。” "He played his part well."
最近，我们听到了关于政府计划生育的谣言。 Recently, we have heard rumors about a government program of birth control?
我确信这是毫无根据的谣言，阁下。 I'm certain that is an unfounded rumor, Excellency.
说到谣言……他们说有牧师帮助叛军。 Speaking of rumors... they say there are priests who help the rebels.
叛徒。 Renegades.
基督! Antichrist!
嗯。 Mmm.
嗯? Huh?
这美丽的石头是什么，主教大人? What is this beautiful stone, Eminence?
这是天堂蓝宝石，阁下。 It's a Paradorian sapphire, Excellency.
主教大人，我可以坦率地说吗? Your Eminence, may I speak frankly?
当然可以。 Certainly.
我想教堂会做出一个很好的姿态…通过捐赠这枚无价的戒指…给羊群中较穷的成员。 I think the Church would make a beautiful gesture... by donating this priceless ring... to the poorer members of the flock.
上帝保佑您，主教大人。 God bless you, Your Eminence.
人们都爱我——好吧，除了他。 The people loved me-- well, except for him.
我们很成功。 We were a hit.
我们很成功。 We were a smash.
我们只能站着。 We were standing room only.
麦当娜是我最好的朋友。 Madonna was my best friend.
她性感，聪明，风趣。 She was sexy, she was smart, she was funny.
她是玛丽莲·梦露和埃莉诺·罗斯福的合体。 She was Marilyn Monroe and Eleanor Roosevelt rolled into one.
我爱她。 I loved her.
只有一个问题……我演同一个角色快一年了。 Only had one problem... I'd been playing the same damn part for almost a year.
我无聊得都看不清楚了。 I'm so goddamned bored I can't see straight.
我不想再演那个混蛋了。 I don't wanna play the son of a bitch anymore.
我想回家，你知道吗? I wanna go home, you know?
我想看电视上尼克斯队的比赛。 I wanna watch the Knicks on TV.
我愿意花大价钱去看好莱坞广场。 I'd pay big money to see Hollywood Squares.
我讨厌阿方斯·希姆斯。 I hate Alfonse Simms.
别忘了我，杰克。 Don't fade on me now, Jack.
看看这些人是怎么相信你的。 Look how these people believe in you.
他们不相信我……他们相信他。 They don't believe in me... they believe in him.
你真想把这些人丢给罗伯托吗? You really want to abandon these people to Roberto?
避难所! Sanctuary!
避难所……听我的小朋友们说! Sanctuary... Listen to my little friends!
这是弗朗索瓦。 That one's François.
这个是大伯莎。她让我跳舞! And this one is Big Bertha. She made me dance!
哦，为什么我不是那样的石头呢? Oh, why was I not made of stone like that?
我以前以为那是角色的问题? I used to think it was the part, you know?
白兰度在演《电车》的时候得到了这个角色。 Brando had the part when he did Streetcar.
德尼罗演《愤怒的公牛》时也有这个角色。 And De Niro had the part when he did Raging Bull.
但我得到了那个角色。 But I got the part.
这是不够的。 It's not enough.
你知道我在想什么吗? Do you know what I think?
我认为你在扮演你最好的角色。 I think you are playing your best role.
但是没有观众去看。 But there is no audience to see it.
我是一个演员。 I'm an actor.
我只是个该死的演员。 I'm just a goddamned actor.
我忘了告诉你。 I forgot to tell ya.
另一家电影公司也来到了帕拉多尔。 Another movie company has come to Parador.
你认为一切都已经确定了吗? Do you think everything is cast?
好吧。五，六，所有摄像头，我们有大约20分钟的好光线。我们走吧。 Okay. Five, six, all cameras, so we've got about 20 minutes of good light. Let's go.
好的,请安静。这是一场接一场的比赛! Okay, quiet, please. This is a take and roll it!
132年,一个! 132, take one!
——背景行动。——行动,利兹。 - Background action. - Action, Liz.
能量! Energy!
你是杰夫吗? Are you Jeff?
不能花钱雇别人来当。 Couldn't pay anybody else to be.
嗯,我丽! Well, I'm Liz!
你在喝什么，莉兹? What are you drinkin', Liz?
有东西饮食? Got somethin' dietetic?
是的,水。 Yeah, water.
这里的干马提尼非常棒。 They make a marvelous dry martini here.
你的朋友吗? Friends of yours?
这是有趣的。 That's funny.
我也想问你同样的问题。 I was gonna ask you the same thing.
减少! Cut!
那很好! That was fine!
首先——很好! First of all-- Fine!
那很好! That was fine!
这对我有好处! It was good for me!
这对我有好处。 It was good for me.
打印出来。打印出来。 Print it. Print it.
我的导演埃德加·劳。 My director, Edgar Lowe.
很能干的人。 Very efficient.
谢谢你，总统先生。 Thank you, Mr. President.
我的主角。 My leading actor.
你长得很帅。 You are very good looking.
谢谢你，总统先生。 Thank you, Mr. President.
我的女主角。 My leading actress.
你是个了不起的女演员。 You are a marvelous actress.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
只是不可思议的。 Simply marvelous.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
这位是克林特·阿德勒。 And this is Clint Adler.
他负责我们所有的射击和爆炸。 He does all our gunshots and explosives.
我们的特殊效果。 Our special effect.
祝贺你。是的。很现实的。 Congratulations. Yes. Very realistic.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
你在帕拉多尔过得愉快吗? Are you enjoying your stay here in Parador?
哦，是的，阁下。 Oh, yes, sir, Your Excellency.
你可能不记得了，一年前我带着另一部电影来过这里。 You may not remember, but I was here a year ago with another film.
你来片场了? You came to the set?
我们握手吗? We shook hands?
哦,是的! Oh, yes!
是的，我记得! Yes, I do remember!
是的，很高兴看到你回来了。 Yes, it's so very good to see you have returned.
哦，我喜欢这里。事实上，今年，我要留下来参加狂欢节。 Oh, I love it here. In fact, this year, I'm gonna stay for Carnival.
你必须，你必须。 You must, you must.
嘉年华——壮观! The Carnival-- spectacular!
很高兴再次见到你。 Nice to see you again.
谢谢您,先生。 Thank you, sir.
我喜欢这里。 I love it here.
总统先生。 Mr. President.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
你看到了吗?克林特直视着我的眼睛，我等待着任何认出他的迹象，但什么也没有。 Did you see that? Clint looked right in my eyes, and I waited for any glint of recognition, and there was nothing.
我一定很厉害。 I must be pretty good.
林肯中心的有轨电车。 They're doing Streetcar at Lincoln Center.
婊子养的! Son of a bitch!
我很想为Mischkin读书! Boy would I love to read for Mischkin!
♪Parador♪ ♪ Parador ♪
我的祖国如此可爱 ♪ My country so lovely ♪
你的花，你的山，你的谷 ♪ Your flowers, your mountains, your valleys ♪
召唤我吧 ♪ Beckon to me ♪
♪Parador♪ ♪ Parador ♪
高举，我爱你 ♪ Parador, I love you ♪
♬抱着我直到永远 ♪ Hold me forever ♪
这片勇敢和自由的土地 ♪ This land of the brave and the free ♪
你的喷泉，你的海滩 ♪ Your fountains, your beaches ♪
你的咖啡，你的桃子 ♪ Your coffee, your peaches ♪
你的番石榴和木瓜也一样 ♪ Your guava and papaya, too ♪
你的吊床，香蕉 ♪ Your hammocks, bananas ♪
你月光下的小屋 ♪ Your moonlit cabanas ♪
♬可以让我们所有的梦想成真 ♪ Can make all our dreams come true ♪
♪Parador♪ ♪ Parador ♪
帕拉多，我爱你…♪ ♪ Parador, I love you... ♪
♬抱着我直到永远 ♪ Hold me forever ♪
这片勇敢的土地 ♪ This land of the brave ♪
♬和自由的♬ ♪ And the free ♪
得到他! Get him!
罗伯特! Roberto!
刺客。 Assassin.
刺客! Assassin!
罗伯特! Roberto!
刺客!刺客! Assassin! Assassin!
他是一个演员! He's an actor!
刺客!他是一个演员! Assassin! He's an actor!
他是一个演员! He's an actor!
刺客! Assassin!
再见…… Good-bye...
我的…我的麦当娜。 my...my Madonna.
再见……亲爱的Parador。 Good-bye... my beloved Parador.
再见我的教养, Good-bye my peop--
再见,我的总统。 Good-bye, my president.
我讨厌的演员。 I hate actors.
哈哈! Whaa!
哦，天哪，多么美好的一夜啊! Oh, boy, what a night!
这是令人惊奇的吗?你是难以置信的! Is that amazing? You were fabulous!
多么精彩的表演啊。这是可怕的! What a performance! It was terrible!
不，很棒!本来可以更好的。 No, it was great! It could have been better.
不,不,不!我在那里! No, no, no! I was there!
你不是个好法官。我告诉你— You're not a good judge. I'm telling you--
他是除霜。 He's defrosting.
这是艾克·帕帕斯从帕拉多市发回的报道。 This is Ike Pappas, reporting from Parador City.
让我告诉你我目前所知道的情况，告诉你情况非常混乱。 Let me tell you what I know at the moment, advising you that the situation is extremely confused.
首先，我们知道总统在检阅台前被枪杀。 First we know that the president was shot as he moved forward on the reviewing stand.
我们后来得知，这些伤口是致命的。 We later learned that the wounds were fatal.
内政部长和国家警察局长罗伯托·斯特劳斯曼被人群杀害。 Roberto Strausmann, the Secretary of the Interior and the head of the national police, was killed by the crowd.
革命阵线领袖但丁·古兹曼否认与此事有任何牵连，而劳工领袖已呼吁从明天开始举行大罢工。 Dante Guzman, leader of the revolutionary front, has denied any involvement, and labor leaders have called for a general strike starting tomorrow.
帕拉多尔城是一个混乱和哀痛的城市。 Parador City is a city in chaos and mourning.
著名歌手小萨米·戴维斯(Sammy Davis, Jr.)是目击者。 The famed singer, Sammy Davis, Jr., was an eyewitness.
萨米发生了什么事? Sammy what happened?
艾克，这可能是我经历过的最可怕的事情了。 Well, Ike, it was probably the most frightening thing I've ever been a part of.
总统死的时候我就站在他旁边。 I was standing right next to the president when he died.
然后，呃，那是…我想对帕拉多尔的人民说，我对他们表示同情。 And, uh, it was... I would like to just say to the people of Parador my sympathies are with them.
还有，你得原谅我，艾克。 And, uh--you'll have to forgive me, Ike.
有点粗糙。谢谢你！ It was a little rough. Thank you.
谢谢你,傻瓜。现在，回到纽约。 Thank you, Sammy. Now, back to New York.
这是艾克·帕帕斯在帕拉多尔的报道。 This is Ike Pappas in Parador.
这需要很多勇气，克林特。 It took a lot of balls, Clint.
现在你知道特技人员都是疯子。 Now you know that special effects men are nuts.
你应该快点。你得快点，杰克。 You should hurry. You gotta move it, Jack.
麦当娜，跟我来。 Madonna, come with me.
我怎么能呢? How can I?
天啊，我会想你的。 God, I'm gonna miss you.
我会想念这个月亮的。 I'm gonna miss this moon.
我不想去。走了。 I don't wanna go. Go.
没有时间了。 There is no time.
来吧,杰克!让我们滚! C'mon, Jack! Let's roll!
为什么当你离开时，这些感觉会发生? Why do these feelings happen when you leave?
我爱你。 I love you.
我爱这个地方! And I love this place!
这是最伟大的时刻。 This has been the greatest time.
我永远不会忘记你。 And I'll never forget you.
我也爱你。我会给你打电话。 I love you, too. I'll call you.
你知道在纽约怎么找我。 You know how to get me in New York.
我有电话答录机和服务。 I have an answering machine and a service.
我会打电话给你的经纪人。我在考虑换人。 I'll call your agent. I'm thinking of changing agents.
他一年没给我打过电话了，狗娘养的。 He hasn't called me in a year, the son of a bitch.
我爱你。 I love you.
杰克,滚吧! Jack, let's roll!
我爱你。 I love you.
时刻! What a moment!
就在卡萨布兰卡! Right out of Casablanca!
太棒了! Fantastic!
就像在卡萨布兰卡一样。 It is right out of Casablanca.
要我说，更像王朝。 A bit more like Dynasty if you ask me.
这是我这辈子做过的最艰难的事。 Hardest thing I ever did in my life.
但我要告诉你，这证明了我有多喜欢演戏。 But I'm gonna tell you something, it just proves to me how much I love acting.
我的意思是……无论我发生什么事，我都不会有那种怀疑，你知道吗? I mean... no matter what else happens to me, I'm never gonna have that-- that doubt, you know?
那种我应该做点别的事的感觉。 That feeling that I should've done something else with my life.
布拉沃。 Bravo.
艾伦先生，帕克先生现在要见你。 Mr. Allen, Mr. Pack will see you now.
嗯…抱歉，我就是不信，杰克。 Well... I'm sorry, I just don't buy it, Jack.
但这是一个伟大的故事。 But it's a great story.
这是一个伟大的故事，杰克。 It's a great story, Jack.
-你有打火机吗?——确定。 - You gotta light? - Sure.
我们中断节目，为您带来一个特别报道。 We interrupt this program to bring you a special report.
我们将带您去帕拉多市的艾克·帕帕斯。 We take you to Ike Pappas in Parador City.
为期两天的罢工和抗议活动结束，帕拉多尔主持委员会成员逃离了这个国家，革命委员会任命了一位新总统。 Two days of strikes and protests have ended with members of Parador's Presiding Council fleeing the country and the Revolutionary Council naming a new president.
这的确是一场革命，但相当不流血。 This has been a revolution, all right, but a fairly bloodless one.
总统的遗体昨天和今天一整天都在供人瞻仰，成千上万的悼念者等待着前来吊唁。 The president's body lay in state all day yesterday and today with thousands of mourners waiting to pay their respects.
所有的仪式都带来了一个非凡的时刻——帕拉多尔迎来了一位新的领袖，一位有机会改变历史进程的女性。 All of the ceremony has led to this one remarkable moment-- Parador has a new leader, a woman with a chance to change the course of history.
我的帕拉迪拉教徒们，我来到这里是为了纪念我们敬爱的领袖，我们必须让他的梦想永存。 My fellow Paradorians, I come here to dedicate myself to the memory of our beloved leader, whose dreams we must keep alive.
我的第一个行动是宣布大赦所有政治犯。 My first act is to declare amnesty for all political prisoners.
是的，我们将实现不可能实现的梦想。 Yes, we will dream the impossible dream.
诺亚先生，帕克先生现在可以见你了。 Mr. Noah, Mr. Pack can see you now.
谢谢。 Thanks.
谢谢你！非常感谢。 Thank you. Thank you so much.
♬你没有这东西…♪ ♪ Yo no se que hacer contigo... ♪
♬我爱你，我爱你 ♪ Ni te tengo ni te olvido ♪
♬Y quiero seguir haci♬ ♪ Y quiero seguir haci ♪
♬我们的任性之歌♬ ♪ Juguete de tus caprichos ♪